Ode to the Governor, by Pat Jones
ODE TO THE GOVERNOR
Debonair, Millionaire, Governor GoodHair
seems to be totally unaware
that Texas has spoken,
“Our trust in him is broken.”
His plans for corridors and private toll roads
brought us up to Austin by the busloads!
There will be no animal tagging-
no HPV vaccines which we find abhorring.
The sale of the Texas Lottery
is nothing short of tomfoolery!
Lottery funds are for our children and education
certainly NOT for the Macquarie Corporation!
You vetoed HB1892 … and raped SB792.
You’ve sold us all out! It’s True-It’s True!
Resorting to threats and blackmail?
Go do your worst. You won’t prevail.
Not since we fought off Spain before
have Texans stood so tall, so together, and more.
The future for you holds a dramatic event.
We SEE your breach of trust has fraudulent intent!
So, wear your crown. Go make a speech.
We will investigate the word IMPEACH!










